Top 10 Undesired Customers Every Barber Avoids

Clearly, if by any chance you work in the barber's branch you've certainly met some of the people below listed or if you find yourself as being the customer, you can now see where you're at and what to do about it. Here is a list to balance everything and make the two get along better. Enjoy!

10. The Skeptic

This is the most frequent type of customer, he is being skeptic with the barber although they know each other already. This one will ask questions about every single thing the barber is about to initiate on him, from "what shampoo will you use?" to "have you washed you hands today?" to "what do you do with all the hair after cutting it?". It's easy to go crazy on someone like this!

9. The "Hold On"

Indeed hold on! This customer is worse than the previous, mainly because he comes to the barber with problems unsolved. He keeps on getting calls and messages that require urgent response! So, as expected, the barber gets interrupted several times, the other clients get delayed and everyone becomes irritated. Don't do it!

8. The O.C.D.

As you may know, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder is a common, chronic and long-lasting disorder in which a person has uncontrollable obsessions or behaviors that he feels the urge to repeat over and over again. Such as: sitting and standing several times before finally sitting, or turning left-right, right-left, left-left-right-left-right-right, you get the point, a fussy client. Meditate before visiting the barber, it will help!

7. The Fancy Pansy

Honestly, some customers show up in the barbershop looking like they just came out of one. The hidden reasons for this is either seeking someone to talk to or just to kill the time before doing something else. Either way, barbers find this quite annoying and disrespectful. Come back when you really need a cut!

6. I've changed my mind

As the barber is halfway done, the client decides that the time has come to... you guessed it! Change the mind. "You know what? I think I looked better with the bangs. Why did you cut them for?". Obviously, to glue the bangs back is not a solution, but before switching 180 degrees on your barber, have a clear picture in you head of what you want!

5. The Scavenger

Oh yes! "Have you got anything else to eat/drink?" just right after the customer already got served. He demands more snacks, more drinks and maybe change the TV program as well? The barbershop is definitely not a restaurant nor a cinema. Tell them apart!

4.  The Patient

The price of a session with a specialized psychologist is on average around 30 euro. A good barber can charge the same amount, the only difference is that the second one is dealing with hair only! Again, tell them apart!

3. The Disillusioned

Before getting into action, every barber has a conversation regarding the future appearance of the customer. At the end of the conversation, they both agree on the final look and get on with it. What we have here is called the disillusioned, a person that will demand a cuckoo's nest on a cat's head. They don't go hand in hand!

2. The Casanova

No matter the gender of the barber, a Casanova customer will find a way to make everyone become uncomfortable. "Is that a new necklace?", "Let me feel your trousers, I can't figure out the material!" or the worst, hand grabbing to check out a tattoo or a piece of jewelry. That is a big NO!

1. The Untrustworthy

The last and final customer every barber ultimately avoids is the infidel. We can all agree that you may switch from barber to barber to find what suits you best, but there is another thing when although exists a regular barber, the client decides to ruin the work of another just to try something else that always has a negative outcome. And guess who will fix this? Yes. The regular barber.

As a conclusion to this list, from a qualified barber with a bit of experience, follow your heart when it comes to choosing your barber, let your instinct dictate and make it all be worth it.

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Addicted to Chaos

Keep my heart warm for my blood is cold

I do what I want, never what I'm told.

Everything revolves around me as it does around you

Don't expect the love to come out of the blue.

You call me stubborn but everytime I get stabbed I am born

I come in many shapes and I can take any form

Life transforms.

If I get worse I'm getting better

You can compare me to the weather

Because you don't know what's ahead

Enough said.

I Understand Nothing

I've seen myself on the other side of the room
Watching my face I would realise soon
The look in my eyes it not what I used to see
The emotion either was not what it used to be


It didn't look like myself at all
Something unpure was hiding between these walls


laying face up
head falling slowly
my body was numb

The Drunkcher

You've been kicked from your last job? Haven't you? I know I have so the next step is to get a new one. 

I've never been skilled at making a first good impression, might be the way I dress or what I say.. I'm not sure.

Let me tell you what happened. I've got this call from someone looking for a teacher at the kindergarten. I said "Hell yeah I can be a teacher! I've done that before. They're all dead now!".

So I had to get ready for the job interview. The first thing I always do is to have a dose of vodka, you know, to make me feel confident. Then, while I carry the bottle with me around the house, damn, I need to find something to wear. I've got a bunch of whore clothes (used to wear them while pole dancing in the kindergarten) so I said to myself  "this should do the trick".

I've got wasted in no time, so as I tried to open the door to meet the person on the other side, I tripped and lost a shoe.

"Aaah! feck it! good thing I have 3 pairs of socks.. "

"Hello! Please, come in!"

"Hold on lady, I think I've got my skirt trapped in this motherfucking door of yours! You better get this fixed! Not a first good impression."

"Please, have a seat!"

"Yeah, getting there!" while pulling myself from the door, with the vodka in one hand and my curriculum in the other hand. "Here!" I said, while throwing the paper on her desk. 

In an attempt to sit while wasted I spilled my vodka on the paper. "Hold on! Let me get that fixed for you!" while licking the vodka off. "Ok, see if you can read it now."

"It says here you've worked with kids before, what can you tell me?"

"Are you fucking retarded? It's easy to work with kids, you just let them do whatever the fuck they want to do, you know and you get paid for this shit. My trick is to get them wasted too, you know, when someone comes to visit, they'll be like "Oh, these kids are so behaved!" well fuck they are, they're fucking drunk! I say to them kids: "Hey! Put your fucking heads back on the table and act like you're playing the motherfucking Silent Game, you're pissed drunk anyway!" 

"I see.. What do you usually teach them?"

"Ah! Bitch you've got som crazy ass questions! Here! Have a drink, maybe you'll start asking som real questions! What do I teach them? I teach them to drink properly before each activity! You know, it gets you going! Like "Hey kids, let's crop som motherfucking butterflies and stick them to your motherfucking faces and then let's play Shot Drinkers!" Yeah, they fucking love it, you should see them puke on each other and cry at the same time while peeing themselves and asking for another shot!"

"Interesting approach.. How will you prepare them for Mothers Day?"

"Hold on! I gotta take a piss!" I started peeing in the flowerpot next to her desk and said "You see, you have to know what to teach them in order to have your own benefits from it.. I say to them "Hey you snotty bitches! Listen up! We've gotta learn a crappy ass poem for your filthy mothers so I can impress them and get som money out of it! You better do as I say or I'll flush you all down the drain just like I did with that stupid pet hamster of yours! HEY! DON'T CRY! He was no good anyway, eating and crapping all day just like you! So you get my point!". " Yeah.. from there is pretty easy to get them doing what I want them to do."

"We will consider on taking you in, you'll receive a call from us in the next few days. It was a pleasure!"

"Yeah bitch! Whatever you say! Hey! You think you can lend me 5$? I've got this dude waiting for me at the street corner with som MJ" "Oh and if the police dashes in, I wasn't here? K?"

And this is me walking outside the office, all wasted, with my panties half down (for I was not able to lift them after peeing) and with a shoe missing. It's a good thing I still have a bit of vodka left. Cheers!